Nip/Tuck Ho/Yay

Nip/Tuck as a show is too dark and disturbing for me, so I've had to follow the hoyaytastic exploits of Dr. Christian Troy and Dr. Sean McNamara - including Christian's "Am I a homosexual?" dream, pictured above - from a distance. If, like me, you don't watch the show, then this video posted on YouTube should help get you up to speed with their relationship:

Young Woman With A Hoyay

If you've ever seen the 1950 jazz drama Young Man With A Horn, you'll know that Lauren Bacall plays a daring-for-the-time subtextual lesbian.

What's really daring for the time, though, is that we (very briefly) get to see her subtextual girlfriend:



Yeah. Not very subtextual, is it?

Wings. And Hoyay.

Have I gone six months into a blog on homoeroticism without mentioning the Oscar-winning 1927 silent film Wings?


Not sure how I managed that.

The Hoyay of the Opera

Oh, Emmy Rossum. You can be my slightly-butch-but-not-really page boy any time you want.


And I will very happily be your Minnie Driver.

One Tree Hoyay

I can't be bothered to watch One Tree Hill since they wrote out their one canonically non-heterosexual character, Anna (Daniella Alonso), so I don't know the particular situation that led to this "hilarious fake-gay spooning!"

But - if for no other reason than that it involves Chad Michael Murray - it is kind of hilarious. And, awww, kind of cute.

Storm Hoyay

Remember that lovely old romance Storm Warning from 1951, where Ginger Rogers and Doris Day fall madly in love? Well, except that the film was actually a dark drama about racism, Day's character is married to a brute, and, oh, all right, you got me - Day and Rogers were playing sisters. But looking at the picture, you can see how I got slightly confused.